This is the transcript for SMG4: Wild, Wild Mario. Just really old grannies on. (Everyone proceeds to put their hands together except Bob.). (turns to Luigi) You have to deal with a dumbass too, huh? 12. Swagmaster: BOIIIIIIII. Husband & friends get together for an evening of strip poker. Big Smoke: ...A number nine, A number nine large, a number six with extra dip... (Mario throws a chair at Voldemort in reponse to that), (Big Smoke then sets his eyes on the prisoners.). Mario: You blew us all up and destroyed everything because you wanted to!? He lives in the Badlands, I Can Show You... (suddenly gets assaulted by Mario) AHHHHH! And not the good kind. Read The hangover II from the story Meggy x Reader by InfiniteLeJackal with 821 reads. anal hardcore. Try Not To Laugh Challenge #12 - Duration: 6:59. God dang it! ; Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass of Milk. Okay, screw the chant (fires off arrows) take this you son of bitches! Also known as "the SMG4 Crew" or the "Glitchy Gang". ... She is way too massive and fat that she can barely move while riding. McCree: (with sad music) My life is a lie! Think of the following as a provocation or an op-ed piece. hardnutjr. Cataquack: Get that mothafocka (launches himself at Shroomy), Shroomy: Oh My Ass!! They all have a large bounty... but more importantly... (shows a picture of him and his large pile of candy) Those bastards took away my wife... Toad: (to Mario) I heard how you foiled those wahs today. In the locker room of my gym all the stupid flat chested women snickered at me, in fact, a lesbian tried to have sex with me in my teenage years but in my 20s well, my tits just exploded and you know, all guys wants skinny girls for girlfriends but big titted women for sex. SLINGSHOT SHROOMY TO THE RESCUE! (That surprise attack killed two of the Goombas.). I was trying to look like a badass! Added: 8 years ago. Mario taught you so well! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Send to Friend. Reply. I thought it would be cool. Fishy Boopkins (approaching Bob): Oh Wild Bob, we came from the Mushroom Mesa. All pictures on the site are all in compliance with the 18 USC 2257 US Federal Law. Apparently, Bob is doing some chanting.). Now, That was hot well that’s weird. Drunk definition is - past participle of drink How to use drunk in a sentence. by InfiniteLeJackal. (The goomba then took out the candy pile. Protect your friends, Boopkins! Swagmaster (offscreen): Hey! He serves as one of the three main protagonists of the Waluigi Arc (alongside SMG4 and Wario) and as the main protagonist of the YouTube Arc. Faster, Chris, FASTER! See you fellas later! by InfiniteLeJackal Follow. (Boopkins, Bob, Luigi, and Mario make their exit through the vents, though Mario's bottom gets stuck because he's fat.). Chris: God dammit, swagmaster. It was mine. We need someone for the guards to shoot at anyway. 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At the time, my sister, Audrey, was 16 years old. Boing! FRIDAY: We went to a fancy dress party in an old mill building, it had an 80’s feel to it so we loved it! (Wields giant axe) Time to banish some scrubs from existence lol. Bob: Crap there's a guard there we need to get pass! (His head somehow deflects the missle back). I'm great at picking up chicks! (Tries to use Luigi as a projectile, only to fail.). I guess I'm not needed here anymore. Mario can lapse into periods of outright intellectual disability. You'd noticed all the plates of food coming over and wondered how two girls like me and my friend were ever going to finish it all. Create New Account. I'll stop him with my "Womanly Charms"! That said, things can still get awkward given that the typical narrative of heterosexual intercourse ends with a … awesome milf got drunk at men party. MMMMMMM! mario, tari, smg4. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Do you smell that Chris? 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Boopkins: Alright. Not tipsy, but drunk. Can I have it? This story took place when I was 17 years old. Gets wife drunk and convinced her to rub herself in front of us. Shroomy: Oh Boy This Is Gonna be Lotsa Fun, Guy: I'm so drunk I can barely see, But it helps me get—Guy 2: It's on! Stand back, Meggy! I can't help it. ; Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass of Milk. Mario: (turns to the gang) Does anyone know what the hell he's doing? You look stupid! Hmm. Not Now. I luv u No homo tho. Tari: (Tries to make the console work, but it doesn't) Huh? I don’t think I can wait till tomorrow, because I’m horny and need you to please me.” Now Danny was feeling a movement in his pants, he was getting hard it is not every day that a gorges girl like Kate said that she is hot for you. Dislike Video info Comments Add to favorites Report Embed / Share. Big Smoke: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! 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In fact, we avoided talking about it. ), Donkey Kong: Fuck this shit I'm out! We were from a large family, so of course space was tight. Get in the damn truck, I got places to be! So… And I’m so drunk and embarrassed I throw on my clothes and thirty seconds later I’m running out of his house barefoot with blood down my legs. She has to be somewhere in the mushroom kingdom! Soi soi soi (Magnifies the gun towards him) haha gotcha, Swagmaster: wow you saved me Chris. It was like 8 or 9 inches and was really thick. ), Luigi: Mama mia (quickly passes Mario the ketchup bottle), (Upon hearing Meggy cry for help, Mario was shocked to see Woody about to attack her.). Mario: Hey that actually smells pretty good. Peach and Steve eventually left the main cast in 2018 and 2019, respectively, and JubJub Boopkins left briefly after his debut to join SMG3's Gang. I'm 32, 5'10", 170 lbs., mod hairy, stay in shape and oh yeah, I'm straight! 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