(A divine light hits Krabs, and SpongeBob comes down, playing the harp and dressed like an angel.) The two go down the front row] Pardon me. [Everybody screams in terror and they all run out of the theater in a panic. That's how the King of Karate does it. Maybe I'd better just go back and hide. He pulls out his left eyeball, blows on it, rubs it, and puts it back on. SpongeBob: [louder] I'm ugly and I'm proud. My sundae gave us rancid breath! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Ripped Pants " from season one, which aired on July 17, 1999 . Say it louder. Gary is normally seen as the equievelent of a house cat and is often times innocent. SpongeBob: Sundae... [he whips what's remaining of it out] Patrick! [The stench goes toward Patrick, but bounces off him, as he has no nose.] 29a: 9a Squid's Day Off (1.2) Mr. Krabs: I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. SpongeBob: Ugly? [he drops it] Take it! Pirates, skeletons, and sea monsters. For information on SpongeBob videos released outside of North America, click here. He puts a Patty in a Tomato and He adds too much … So he suggests SpongeBob to ask Old Man Jenkins. 1 Plot 2 Transcript 3 Triva/Goofs 4 Characters After a boating accident, SpongeBob gets stuck into Squidward's head and looks at personal notes and finds out that Squidward hates him. [SpongeBob hesitates] Say it. How long have I been ugly, Patrick? I'm confused. SpongeBob leans over Patrick to the man beside Patrick, who is a blue version of Fred.] Com (mailfish breaks its skin into a smaller fish and then into another smaller fish. A magical place for all to enjoy, so long as we follow a few simple rules. I caught the ugly! [we see SpongeBob has a alien-like leach sucking on his chest] On the Season 2 DVD release, there is an audio glitch. [he walks down the street] Something weird is going on today. [the lights go on, and SpongeBob turns. Mr. Krabs: Great Neptune in Heaven, I need an idea!!! Hi, guy with the cymbals! I've tried, and I've tried, [he turns around, revealing an extremely deflated face] but I'm not always as confident as I look. SpongeBob & Patrick: We stink! SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Patrick. It's pitch dark, except for a light from the fire. 1 Plot 2 Sources 2.1 Cartoons 2.2 Television 2.3 … he's my best friend. Hi, timbale man! He speaks mostly in meows and rarely has any lines. I can’t be ugly! Oh, what next? SpongeBob: I can't. He lands on the 20th day, which is a Sunday.] Episode №: Ketchup! He falls to the ground) Yup. By: MrBig567. (SpongeBob laughs then stops). Tea at the Treedome 01-05-1999 2a. Patrick: Maybe it's your voice. We stink! I’m easy like Sunday morning. Patrick: That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. Hi, tuba player! Bubblestand 17-07-1999 2b. Patrick: Well, maybe it’s just because you’re ugly. to the restroom! There we go. which causes the building to flee from SpongeBob's breath. Patrick: Oh my gosh, if my sister finds out, wait, I don't have a sister, if the bank, I mean it's one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but... [SpongeBob screams at Patrick in rage to get his attention and stop his rambling as it works] He opens the library door. Patrick: That looks great! Classic editor History ... Something Smells/Bossy Boots; Big Pink Loser/Bubble Buddy; Dying for Pie/Imitation Krabs; ... Transcript Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. SpongeBob Edited - Just One Bite 1,386 views. [cut to the snack bar. Gary? Patrick looks in the mirror.] Patrick: Good! Click on the link to go to that spongebob transcript. SpongeBob: Square? SpongeBob notices [cut to SpongeBob and Patrick on the roof] Okay, now, say it. [the two run off until they're out of sight] Oh well, more for me! Gary! (gets out a spoon) This sundae’s gonna taste great! Nickelodeon, SpongeBob SquarePants Transcripts. Ready, Gary? (both hug Squidward and run away). Pea... [opens up another cupboard, but finds an empty jar] ...nuts. Watch fullscreen. [he and SpongeBob sit down in the two now empty seats. Pizza Delivery 14-08-1999 5b. A stinky mud puddle to you and me. Patrick: Wouldn't you like to know? We stink! Ketchup bottle 22a Something Smells SpongeBob gets halitosis which leads him to believe he is ugly. The premise is simple: Patrick wants to be able to smell like other people, so he gets plastic surgery to get a nose. Say it. (scene cuts to SpongeBob & Patrick at the snack bar) Hello? Patrick: Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza... (picks up Patrick: (stands up and turns around) What is wrong with you people? Hi, pianist! Who's next? Boating School 07-08-1999 5a. Everyone is running away from me. [SpongeBob coughs as Patrick's breath flies by him] [he runs up to a couple] Am I ugly? Patrick: Ugly. [takes out a small piece of paper] Ah, here we go. Everyone runs off) Was it something I said? Suicide as Comedy: A couple bite onto a fishhook they bring down in response to SpongeBob's “ugliness”. (SpongeBob holds his nose) I’m (SpongeBob notices a (SpongeBob's reflection smells the bad breath and breaks the glass with a hammer), SpongeBob: Oh, no! [SpongeBob notices a mailman] Hi, Mailfish. Look at it! Wobbles: Here! FanTheory. Patrick: I bet there’s no line at the snack bar. By the day, Good Cool This next one goes out to all the ladies take it squid work. Hi, guy with the kettle drum! (runs up to two citizens) Am I ugly! He drops his spoon while Gary hides behind a coral plant.] I know one other place we can find peanuts. Hey, what are you burning out here, boy? Search. Something Smells (Edited) by EditsForWinners (finished June 30, 2019; released July 1, 2019) NEW SOUND SOURCES: (SOUND EFFECTS NOT INCLUDED) Title card music: "Violence"- Will Thomson and Trevor Nightingale / "Vanquish"- Will Thomson and Trevor Nightingale Patrick: Louder! (Gary burps) [we cut to the living room, where Pearl is seen with her face smothered in concealing cream. Patrick: Louder. [SpongeBob pulls up his pants. [crossing guard gets a whiff of his bad breath] She mumbles something] SpongeBob: [holding the jar of cream] No, I think one jar of concealing cream is enough. Mario: Hmm. SpongeBob opens the door.] When he finishes, the ball rolls into the parade FanTheory. SpongeBob: Well, somebody has to step up, fight that monster, and become captain! Squidward: Is that what he calls it? Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. You know what they say, Gary. Spongebob Squarepants Movie Transcript It’s Sunday, Gary! Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Patrick: Well not if I eat you first! Patrick: [to SpongeBob] Don't worry about him, SpongeBob. SpongeBob turns it off and launches himself at his big calendar. SpongeBob turns around and reveals himself wearing a Groucho Marx This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. and knocks them away. Hi. I know one other place we can find peanuts. SpongeBob has rancid breath from a peanut onion sundae, and his breath starts to wreak havoc on everyone in Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob: That didn’t help at all. Hello? They must be on break. [runs up to the counter with two sacks that say "onions" on them.] SpongeBob: Barnacles, Patrick! Lucinamay 9675. Onions! (two smell the bad SpongeBob waves) Some people are even late on Sunday. How long have I been ugly, Patrick? Patrick: I just want some- (sobs) How long? (wipes his forehead with his wet finger and strikes a pose) You gotta be kiddin' me. SpongeBob: [yelling] I'm ugly and I'm proud! And heeelllooo, Dolly! SpongeBob: Pa-shaw! We stink! SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 2, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Something_Smells&oldid=140587, Other people at the cinema and around town. Patrick: Why? Hi, drummer! I need the one for Sunday. (SpongeBob fries Patrick's arm on a pan while Patrick is sleeping) (Patrick smells the tasty aroma of his hand frying in smoke by SpongeBob's frying pan) Patrick: Something smells good. (Patrick's bad breath causes them to get angry), Fish #3: You tryin’ to kill us?! Airdate: Now look at me! (Spongebobs reflection smells the bad breath and breaks the glass with a hammer) Patrick: Ugly. We stink! [SpongeBob is breathing heavily] And he can't quite understand why everyone runs away from him whenever he talks to them. (SpongeBob's reflection smells the bad breath and breaks the glass with a hammer) Patrick: Ugly. We stink! Squidward: (Humming) Oh! (squeezes a bunch of ketchup into the Both: Nah. Nice clothes! Patrick: Yes, I am. I am very ugly. 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